Cross-posted, I know.
ANYONE FAMILIAR WITH "GYPSY":
WHAT KIND OF DOG IS "CHOWSIE"????
I need to know for a gift.
Mother and Dad handed down to me
A bit of their old philosophy.
I've stuck to it like an obedient daughter,
But it always lands me in hot water!
I'll gladly follow out your suggestions
If you give me the answers to these questions.
I've got three sets of lyrics here. Guess one and you can post next. Guess them all and you are awesome.
1. Don't let the neighbors
Stop you from havin' fun,
They'll have peace and quiet
When you're good and done.
2. Around and around we'll go
We'll hear those trombones slidin' high
We'll both be glidin' high
3. Men, are not a new sensation
I've done pretty well I think
But this half-pint imitation
Put me on the blink
Lots of us had brothers there, who would love to see the sights
and share the balmy freedom of San Francisco nights
they liked it so much more than anywhere they'd been
and we thought they would be there when we made it back again
Well, it's been two weeks. That was "Find Yourself a Man" from Funny Girl. Just to keep the ball rolling here, an easy one.
And if you're real good,
I'll make you feel good,
I want your spirits to climb!
Oh dear! I completely forgot about this!
Just what I need is a middle-aged sheik
Whose uppers and lowers will click when he'll speak,
And life is a song 'cause he'll click and I'll creak!
Now I see as I have never seen before
Since that moment in the square
When your hat is carried in the air
Just so you can chase it
Just so I can be there
I slept with someone who handled
Kurt Cobain's intervention.
He taught me all these tantric moves
And he's really good at frenchin'!
He's vibrant and creative
And makes salads that have flowers.
He slathers me in oils and massages me for hours...
and hours...and hours.
He's caring and supportive,
And gives me his full attention.
I slept with someone
Who handled a dead rock star's intervention.
Last one in the truck's a rotten egg
then I'm gonna play you tough and make my baby beg.
Don't be worried, don't be scared,
Just be like a boy scout, Caleb - be prepared.
Feel it burning, feel my skin,
It's a game of lovin', and I am gonna-
I'm not entirely sure these lyrics are exactly right, but anyone who knows the song will recognise it :)