||[Jun. 27th, 2008|11:44 pm]
Name That Tune: Broadway Style!
I slept with someone who handled|
Kurt Cobain's intervention.
He taught me all these tantric moves
And he's really good at frenchin'!
He's vibrant and creative
And makes salads that have flowers.
He slathers me in oils and massages me for hours...
and hours...and hours.
He's caring and supportive,
And gives me his full attention.
I slept with someone
Who handled a dead rock star's intervention.